Culture Divide
(9:23:55 PM) Me: I’m still trying to figure out if I want to do something completely, utterly wrong
(9:24:00 PM) Me: Twinkie Trifle
(9:24:08 PM) Me: Or Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding
(9:25:47 PM) Sis: ugh, that sounds so bad. twinkie trifle seems the less evil of the two
(9:27:13 PM) Me: That’s the point!
(9:27:16 PM) Me: It’s horrible!
(9:27:28 PM) Me: The next thought was Frito Pie
(9:29:03 PM) Sis: ewwww…. well, actually its not that bad tasting
(9:29:21 PM) Me: OMG you’ve had it??
(9:30:13 PM) Sis: well at least u don’t wanna make balogna cups
(9:30:21 PM) Sis: yep, remember who i was with for 4 years
(9:31:14 PM) Sis: its just chili w/ crushed fritos
(9:31:19 PM) Sis: salty and… salty
(9:33:03 PM) Sis: oooh u wanna be a totally gross?
(9:33:06 PM) Sis: make a tangwich
(9:34:15 PM) Me: Tangwich
(9:34:20 PM) Sis: yep
(9:34:22 PM) Sis: tangwich
(9:34:24 PM) Me: OK and I thought mayo sandwiches were bad.
(9:34:33 PM) Me: I guess that’s tang between two slices of wonder bread?
(9:34:48 PM) Sis: mayo and banana sandwich are bad. mayo, banana and peanut butter sammiches are even worse
(9:34:58 PM) Sis: yep, and marshmallow fluff
(9:35:14 PM) Me: …
(9:35:20 PM) Me: mayo with banana and peanut butter
(9:35:26 PM) Me: no way anyone would eat that
(9:35:31 PM) Sis: google it
(9:35:33 PM) Me: now fluff + nutella = some good eating
(9:36:01 PM) Me: NO FUCKING SHIT
(9:36:05 PM) Me: THAT IS NASTY
(9:36:24 PM) Sis: http://www.grouprecipes.com/sr/14598/peanut-butter-banana-and-mayonnaise-sandwich/recipe/
(9:36:26 PM) Sis: yep
(9:36:27 PM) Sis: i know
(9:36:54 PM) Me: OH FUCKING GOD
(9:37:21 PM) Sis: its fucking disgusting but its one of the very few sandwiches that [the ex] will eat
(9:37:28 PM) Me: OMFG
(9:37:38 PM) Me: HOW DID YOU NOT BREAK UP WITH HIM THE SECOND HE ATE THAT?!
(9:38:18 PM) Me: oh god oh god
(9:38:37 PM) Me: I mean we eat entrails and stuff but EUW
Because yes, I’ll eat stuff that likely came out of the unmentionable places of an animal but mayo + peanut butter + banana is my limit, yo.
